Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Bath time is not poo time

Dear Leo,

Mommy has been deeply fascinated by your poo since the day you were born. She's very pleased that you are not, as yet, equally fascinated.

Her first intimate introduction to your poo was on arrival at home from the hospital. She's still trying to clean the top you redecorated whilst she was trying to change your nappy, and she now knows what the term " The Squirts " really means.

3:30 am performance

Dear Leo,

Mommy thinks your newfound applauding ability is super fantastic. She's so delighted that you're finally giving her the recognition and reward she feels she deserves after 8 months of entertaining you.

However, there are preferred applause times that you need to be aware of. 3:30 am is most certainly not one of them. Perhaps you got confused because Mommy wanted you to show Aunty I your clapping at 3 in the afternoon. She wondered why you were holding out.